Diego Forlan believes that Luis Suarez should leave Liverpool and move to Old Trafford. The technology required to contain the fallout from that particular transfer has not yet been invented.

“We spoke a few days ago. He asked me if I think he should stay at Liverpool. All I told him was to think about going to Manchester United. I know he loves Liverpool, the fans and the city, but I think the best thing for his career would be to move to Old Trafford.”